Man to sell testicle to buy sports car

[Jazzy]

A US man preparing to sell one of his testicles has revealed he plans to spend the money on a sports car.

Mark Parisi, from Las Vegas, revealed earlier this month that he was planning to have a testicle removed to sell to scientists for £22,000.

Most people assumed he must have dire financial problems to give up one of his most valued assets.

But Mr Parisi has now revealed that he aims to blow the money on treating himself to a Nissan 370.

He revealed his plans to the shocked presenters of US TV show The Doctors prompting one to joke: "It's a Nissan for your left one!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sgg4-1lVuFo

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[Wober ELiTE]

omgf well that just noob

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

He's free to do what he wants with his balls.

 

[Evil Eye]

He's free to do what he wants with his balls.

As long as he keeps them away from me

 

[McConnaughay]

This is obviously for the benefits of science, ladies and gents, by purchasing his testicle, scientists now have the option of burying said testicle with the intent of growing a second Mark Parisi. He'll likely carry the genetics and antics of said-character, and will therefore be more likely to donate as well. They'll create a chain of events, and eventually, they'll have an army.

 

[Evil Eye]

An army of people who'd sell their balls for a car. Somehow I doubt that's very useful.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

He's free to do what he wants with his balls.

As long as he keeps them away from me

And me!

I think you guys are safe