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My Pet Has A Job!

Jazzy

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If your pet had a job what would the job be?

If you have more than one pet, please tell us their job too!
 
since i have 2 cats that like to sleep a lot as cats do................mattress tester :P
 
My two cats would be bouncers :fighting:

I need something to stop the possums and snakes getting inside my house XD

Happens all the time .. but earlier tonight, I went to the kitchen to make a coffee, and just bout collided with a possum, jumping off the bench and trying to run around me to get back outside, with one of my green apples hanging outta his mouth. lol
 
Still the snakes problem? :p

Our cat could work as a destruction worker. She has diverse methods to do the job. Her favourite method is to use an acid liquid, better known as pee :P Many things died over here because of her special powers and she mostly picks the expensive things (she's a true female :D). Things like computers, speakers etc.

We also have a fish. Or actually, my oldest brother has a fish. He had a nice aquarium with many fish, but my brother moved out and all the fish, except one of them died. This fish should usually die at the age of 3-4. It's now 7 years old and it just won't die. That fish could be a magician or something :lol:
 
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