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MY PLANE > YOUR PLANE

Rapunzel

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A C-130 freight airplane was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 pilot flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.



The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, Watch this! -- and he promptly went into a barrel role, followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.



The C-130 pilot said, That was impressive. But watch this!



The C-130 droned on for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on the radio and said, What did you think of that?



Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, What the hell did you do?



The C-130 pilot chuckled and said, I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun.





When you're young and foolish, speed and flash may seem a good thing. When you get older and smarter, comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!



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Rapunzel said:
[quote name='beowulf']i like it so much ive already stolen it and posted it elsewhere
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:P:P



Ha! I'm going to as to hunt it down!
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not there
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.................on my modelling forum
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beowulf said:
[quote name='Rapunzel'][quote name='beowulf']i like it so much ive already stolen it and posted it elsewhere
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:P:P



Ha! I'm going to as to hunt it down!
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not there
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.................on my modelling forum
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Good Grief man! How many forums do you have???
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Rapunzel said:
[quote name='beowulf'][quote name='Rapunzel'][quote name='beowulf']i like it so much ive already stolen it and posted it elsewhere
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:P:P



Ha! I'm going to as to hunt it down!
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[/quote]



not there
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.................on my modelling forum
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[/quote]



Good Grief man! How many forums do you have???
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i personally dont have any,,,,,,,,,,,,but im a member of loads
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