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Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

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1. Talk about a huge breast!



2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist



3. It's Cool Whip time!



4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!



5. That's one terrific spread!



6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.



7. Are you ready for seconds yet?



8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?



9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!



10. Don't play with your meat.



11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.



12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?



13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!



14. You still have a little bit on your chin.



15. How long will it take after you stick it in?



16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
 
17. Are you a leg or breast man?



18. Do you want stuffing?



19. Wow! That's a big one!



20. Just have a little nibble.



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