Not do for money?

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

People always ask what would you do if you won the lottery or somehow obtained a large sum of cash... Here's a twist:

What WOULDN'T you do with (or for) $100 million?

 

[Evil Teddy Bear of Doom]

I wouldn't perform life saving measures for money.

I'm not trained in the saving of lives, and if anything were to go wrong, it'd make for one hell of a liability lawsuit! I'm pretty sure good samaritan laws don't apply to those who are compensated for their work.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Hmmm, I wouldn't commit suicide for that amount of money because then I'd be dead and not able to use it.

 

[Death]

Become a male prostitute.

 

[Evil Teddy Bear of Doom]

Become a male prostitute.

For $100 million? Just call me Deuce Bigalow.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

I would not become a hitman... Unless the targets really really really really really really deserved it.

 

[Evil Teddy Bear of Doom]

For $100 million, Gandhi would deserve it.

 

[Evil Eye]

What wouldn't I do with $100 million? Start a war.

Hmmm, I wouldn't commit suicide for that amount of money because then I'd be dead and not able to use it.

Good thinking