One Liners

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Whats your best one or two line joke?

 

[DrLeftover]

"Relax. Things are worse than you can possibly imagine. "
- Doc L

 

[Jazzy]

A man goes to the zoo and the only thing there is one dog.
It is a Shitzhu.

 

[Jazzy]

From the best of the best.....Mae West!

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

“I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”

“Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”