Open Letter

[Guest]

Simple thing..you can write a letter to anything or anyone.

ie:

Dear Off Topix.net dwellers,
Thank you so much for having me here,
I feel at home already.

Much love,
Swamp Thing



OR



Dear ice-cube
How the hell did you melt so quickly?
Ive walked from the kitchen to the living room and you have barely chilled my drink...and yet u have gone?*poof*


Sincerely,
Swamp Thing

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Dear bug bite on my arm,

STOP ITCHING!!!!!

Yours irritated,

Nebulous

 

[Princess]

Dear Saturday,

Please quit filling up with so many things to do.

Love

Princess

 

[Kaczynski]

Dear Solitaire,

Please let me win at least once. Apparently Solitaire is meant to be easy but time consuming. It doesn't work out that way for me.



Cheers.

 

[Corleone]

Dear Vacation,



Please slow down on this Saturday, the day before Sunday, the day before Monday, the day vacation is over and I'm on my way back to school.



- Love,

Jughead.

 

[civilwarrocks]

Dear Congressman Allan Boyd,

Please feel free to stop being an idiot.

Thanks,

~CWR

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Dear remote control,



SHOW YOUR SELF!



Yours annoyed,

Nebulous

 

[Kaczynski]

Dear Nebulous,



Get up and change it with the little buttons on the telly.

Dear Cream,



Hi Eric Clapton, I love you and all, but your songs seem to have provoked two separate people to go, HAHA, CREAM!

What do you mean?

Cream!

Ha...ha...



Thanks for that.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Dear Kaczynski,

I did that and found the remote over there when I did so. I guess I left it there while I was cleaning up.



Love,

Nebulous



Dear Max (my cat),

How dare you jump out and attack my feet when I was walking to the bathroom! What do you think I am? A giant mouse?

Get a life dude! Srisly

Your master,

Nebulous

 

[JasonBegheFanGirl]

Dear Monday,



Please could you kindly go slow for me today so I can enjoy my last day before work tomorrow. Thank you ever so much.



Yours Happily.

Mrs Kyle

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Dear self,

You know you are thirsty.. So stop being lazy and get up and get a drink.

Love,

Yourself.

 

[TayneC8]

Dear Computer,

Please speed up your slow.

Slowly,

Tayne.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Dear tayne,

What kind of name is tayne?

Sincerely,

Nebulous

 

[TayneC8]

Dear Nebulous,

I don't have a clue, ask my mum

Sincerely,

Tayne

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Dear tayne,

I didnt know that was your real name. Sorry If I offended you. I just never heard that name before.

From,

Nebulous

 

[TayneC8]

Dear Nebulous,

I don't know anyone with the same name as me, its a strange name

From,

Tayne

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Dear Tayne,

Sounds like pain. Lol

From,

Nebulous

 

[Kaczynski]

Dear sister,



Stop playing your clarinet, every time I hear it, my blood runs cold and I think it's my phone vibrating. Except it's supposed to play Another Brick in the Wall, part 2. Now if you could play that, it would be wonderful. Pink Floyd on clarinet. DO IT.



Love,

Katy.

 

[TayneC8]

Dear Nebulous,

do you like cheese?

cheesy,

Tayne.

 

[Corleone]

Dear Mom,



I hope you have an awesome B-day today!

You're a terrific mother who is loved deeply.

Without your support, encouragement, and thoughtfulness,

I probably wouldn't have amounted to what I've accomplished

today, and what I will accomplish in the future.

Bad and good, you've always been there for us.

God is awesome for blessing me with you,



Love,

Jughead