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Paddy finds a sandwich.........

beowulf

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Paddy finds a sandwich with two red wires sticking out of it.

He rings the police and says........Bejesus I've found a sandwich dat looks like a feckin' bomb

The operator asks , Is it tickin?

Paddy says, No,I tink it's beef
 
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Good one XD
 
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