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Chibiwolf

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What are some of the worst pickup lines you have ever said, or heard.



Mine would have to be one I came up with, joking around with this girl in school. Prepare yourself. Lame jokes are lame.



Would you be my jimi hendrix and jam my woodstock?
 
That is lame....very lame.....if I were a teen, I'd probably get offended, but I'm a bit more laid-back now than I was then....now, I think that's sort of funny.



How about, I think that dress looks great on you--but would look even better on my bedroom floor.
 
Would you be my jimi hendrix and jam my woodstock?





Thats hilarious..



I dont use pickup lines, I just say what I actually think, but I thought this one was pretty funny:



I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.





That was....disturbing
 
Never used a pickup line. I dont think people actually use them.. Ive never seen anyone do it. You just start talking to someone and if you hit it off, then things go from there.



Anyways I will google for some funny ones:





Did you fart? Because you blew me away

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my

problems

Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this

room?

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for

Christmas.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet.

This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.

Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....

Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.

My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!

If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

You - Did it hurt. The other person will naturally say Did what hurt?, You - When you fell from heaven.

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

You say I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips. She says, Bet's on. You kiss her then say, I lost.

You got something on your chest: my eyes

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!

The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.

I wanna bag you like some groceries.

kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
 
Chibiwolf said:
What are some of the worst pickup lines you have ever said, or heard.



Mine would have to be one I came up with, joking around with this girl in school. Prepare yourself. Lame jokes are lame.



Would you be my jimi hendrix and jam my woodstock?



I've never, ever heard of that one, but I love Hendrix so I would totally go for that.
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I don't really know any, I recognise some but to be honest they're mostly so lame.
 
Pickup lines never work, but fun to tease others with.

Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
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*Part where she backs away and leaves the scene*
 
Nebulous! those were beast!

mine is: hey, how's it goin?
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Kaczynski said:
[quote name='Chibiwolf']What are some of the worst pickup lines you have ever said, or heard.



Mine would have to be one I came up with, joking around with this girl in school. Prepare yourself. Lame jokes are lame.



Would you be my jimi hendrix and jam my woodstock?



I've never, ever heard of that one, but I love Hendrix so I would totally go for that.
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Probably just because i blurted it out randomly. I made it and that isn't all. My improvising and randomness is just scary...
 
Although if woodstock is synonymous with, say, 'penis' I can't use it. Damn.
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see



^I don't get that one.
 
You ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?[no] (pull out your pockets and say) Wanna try?



If you have some sort of imagination you'd see where this is going.
 
Mastrgamr said:
You ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?[no] (pull out your pockets and say) Wanna try?



If you have some sort of imagination you'd see where this is going.

That is absolutely so tacky that it's hilarious--wouldn't work on me, but it's really funny..... I know a couple guys that would try that though.
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Kaczynski said:
Although if woodstock is synonymous with, say, 'penis' I can't use it. Damn.
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see



^I don't get that one.



I believe its referring to a rating out of 10. Like if a girl was 5/10 she is mediocre.
 
LOL I don't know where I heard this, probably a movie, but I've loved / hated it ever since.



Loved it because it's so ridiculous

Hated it because...it's so ridiculous!





Nice hat wanna F**k?
 
heres some pretty R rated stuff
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[spoiler:3dea1ijt]-Lets FCK. All I need is U!

-I think my penis is dying. Do you know CPR?[/spoiler:3dea1ijt]

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This is the one i got on face book when i took a quiz on pick-up lines.



If your left leg was Thanksgiving and the right was Christmas, could i visit you in between?
 

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