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Police: Fla. man stole ferret by hiding it in pants

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JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. - It's one thing for shoplifters to hide plunder in their pants. But a live ferret?



Police say a homeless man in north Florida did just that. And he made it out the door before being challenged.



Thirty-eight-year-old Rodney Bolton is charged with theft over the $129 animal that police say he took from a pet store in Jacksonville Beach.



A 17-year-old witness confronted Bolton in the parking lot and was bitten by the animal after the man allegedly shoved it in the teen's face.



That confrontation makes the ferret a special weapon under Florida law. So Bolton also faces battery charges for dangerously wielding the animal.



Calls to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Department to see if Bolton has a lawyer were not answered early Thursday.





http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33531981/ns ... eird_news/





Ah, you always think you've found yourself at the top of stupidity, and then someone else comes along and does something stupider..
 
Reminds of me of something that happened when I was younger..

My friend wanted a hamster but his parents wouldnt buy him one. So he goes to the petstore (I was with him just for the laughs) He puts the hamster in his pocket and it bites his leg and the lady at the front counter could see his pants moving around.

She went to stop him so he took it of his pocket, put it on the counter and we ran off.
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