Police Release Audio From Drunken Palin Family Brawl

[Webster]

...and to think, this family of clowns could've been one heartbeat away from 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue, to quote the Quitta from Wasilla...

The most patient cops in the world released the audio of their interviews from the drunken Palin family throw down last month, and the racial slurs and crying, drunk Bristol Palin aren't even the weirdest parts.

When officers questioned Bristol, she told them an "old lady" pushed her sister, setting off the whole melee. I walk back up. "Did you push my sister?" And some guy gets up, pushes me down on the grass, drags me across the grass. "You slut, you fucking cunt, you fucking this." I get back up, he pushes me down on the grass again. And I have my five year old, they took my $300 sunglasses, they took my fucking shoes, and I'm just left here?

A guy comes out of nowhere and pushes me on the ground, takes me by my feet, in my dress—in my thong dress, in front of everybody—"Come on you cunt, get the fuck out of here, come on you slut, get the fuck out of here." I don't know this guy.
When the police officers went to photograph Bristol to document injuries, she reportedly told them, "I don't want my face in a picture right now... There's nothing on my face except for beer and makeup."

Sarah Palin mostly just waited for her wasted family in the limo, but her voice can be heard in the background of some of the recordings, advising one of her drunk daughters to "stop cussing" at one point. On another recording, an officer interviews Korey Klingenmeyer, the owner of the house accused of assaulting Palin.

Klingenmeyer, who claims Palin hit him in the face multiple times before he pushed her away, started his interview by telling the cop, "I want to talk to the head n-word in charge."

"First off, Korey, I understand you're pissed off," the cop said.

"I don't need this. I'm here to have a good time, and this fucking drama Palin show shows up, and now we've got a shit show," Klingenmeyer said, slurring his words. "Now we're gonna fucking take the legal fucking side, because I know what's coming tomorrow morning. And you and I both know what I'm talking about."

None of the parties involved ended up pressing charges.(Gawker)

Thoughts?

 

[+paradox]

no thanks...

don't want my head to explode by thinking about this nonsense...

 

[Webster]

don't want my head to explode by thinking about this nonsense...

Neither do I, but it is fun making fun of the Palins, though.

 

[+paradox]

that's very true...

 

[Webster]

that's very true...

FWIW, I'm still at a loss how John McCain could've thought that Caribou Barbie was vice-presidential material...I mean, if she could be one heartbeat away, then the political standards have fallen badly over the past few decades.

 

[+paradox]

i think the main reason, or perhaps the only reason why mccain picked her is due to her popularity in the limelight at the time...

 

[Webster]

i think the main reason, or perhaps the only reason why mccain picked her is due to her popularity in the limelight at the time...

Isn't that the same kind of popularity as also comes from a car accident, where everyone slows down to look?

 

[WHO IS SERAFIN]

Please! Name a family that does not have there intermal problems. Help there is hardly a president that has not had problems with troubled family. Now if all of that wss Palin herself I would be agreeing I am happy she didn't become vice president.

 

[Webster]

Please! Name a family that does not have there intermal problems. Help there is hardly a president that has not had problems with troubled family. Now if all of that wss Palin herself I would be agreeing I am happy she didn't become vice president.

Nice deflection there...this wouldn't even be news if the Quitta from Wasilla had finished out her term as Alaska governor, but in this day & age, even the political short-bus families of the world get their 15 minutes of fame. Unfortunately, theirs' expired a long time ago....

 

[WHO IS SERAFIN]

Please! Name a family that does not have there intermal problems. Help there is hardly a president that has not had problems with troubled family. Now if all of that wss Palin herself I would be agreeing I am happy she didn't become vice president.

Nice deflection there...this wouldn't even be news if the Quitta from Wasilla had finished out her term as Alaska governor, but in this day & age, even the political short-bus families of the world get their 15 minutes of fame. Unfortunately, theirs' expired a long time ago....

No deflection just truth about most peoples families and presidents. And that goes for most politicians being quitters when they run for higher office then they currently occupy at the times. The only difference is she was not running for a higher office so thats pretty silly.