Pot Delivery Man: I Was Robbed By Ninjas

[Evil Eye]

Authorities in West Covina, Calif., said they are investigating after a medical marijuana delivery man claims he was robbed by two men in ninja costumes.



The man told police he was making a delivery to an area patient when he was approached by the culprits, who chased him with batons, the San Gabriel Valley Tribune reported.



The victim said he was scared and he dropped a bag with some marijuana and money. The suspects took it, police Lt. Alan Henley told the newspaper.



According to the publication, it was not clear how much pot and cash were taken from the scene.



West Covina police said they have received no other reports of ninja-related activity.

Source: http://www.kcra.com/news/30760418/detail.html





Hmm

 

[Evil Eye]

Yeah, though on the other hand I really wouldn't be all that surprised if people tried to steal things while dressed up as ninjas.

Someone robbed a bank while dressed up as Darth Vader after all.

 

[Evil Eye]

Indeed.

Or maybe the ninjas had been smoking

 

[Jazzy]

It wouldn't surprise me, either.

Neither of the situations we've imagined would surprise me, just like a whole bunch of others I can think up wouldn't surprise me.

It's just kind of funny because it seems like that's just what a pothead might come up with from his resin-clogged brain: Yeah, Dude...these two dudes, dressed like ninjas, man, they like, come out of nowhere and, like, grabbed my shit, man!! Total downer, Dude, seriously....

This post made me laugh so hard that I cannot even come up with a comment.