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Quotes and Sayings: TV/Movie Edition

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I know there's one elsewhere, but since that seems more geared towards Literature. I figured I'd make a TV/Movie version.

To start off, I'll make use of a line I heard recently while on a Babylon 5 Season 1 marathon.

Londo: These are my 3 wives: Famine, Pestilence, and Death.
 
Lol, when you put it like that. It makes perfect sense considering what he starts doing in season 2.
 
*Stickied*

pulp fiction, contains bad words:

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
~Jules

"I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n-word waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."
~Marsellus

" If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."
~Jules

" You are not bringing this fucked-up bitch into my house!"
~Lance

" Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"
~Jules
 
You mean something like this? I just want to make sure I'm on topic for once.

"Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has 'Welcome Aboard' tattooed on his penis."
- Admiral Yancy Graham, Down Periscope, story by Hugh Wilson, Twentieth Century Fox, 1996
 
Yep, that's it Doc!

"No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by the force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power governments, and tyrants, and armies can not stand. The Centauri learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free."

G'Kar to the Council on Babylon 5 after his race known as the Narns lost the war they had with the Centauri.
 
"I have to be a crook to go to prison."

From The Shawshank Redemption. Quite a clever line I have to say :)
 
""There's no crying in baseball!" - A League of Their Own
 
American Horror Story Season 3:


Delphine: [watching Barack Obama on television] No... why oh Lord Almighty God have you forsaken this once proud country?
Fiona: Oh God, are you blubbering again? Eternal life and all you can do with it is stuff your face and cry.
Delphine: That magic box lies. Somebody... somebody in there, they just said that... that negro is the President of the United States.
Fiona: I voted for him, twice. We've also had Black Secretaries of State, Supreme Court Justices and even the Poet Laureate.
Delphine: Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss.
 
Cassie McBain: And you don't want to see me mad. Do you know why?
Karg: Why?
Cassie McBain: Because mad is bad. Repeat after me. 'Mad is bad.'
Karg: 'Mad is bad'?
Cassie McBain: Louder.
Karg: Mad is bad.
Cassie McBain: That's good.
Karg: Mad is good?
Cassie McBain: Of course not. It's bad.
Karg: Mad is bad or mad is good?
Cassie McBain: Mad is bad and that's what good.
Karg: It's good that it's bad?
Cassie McBain: And it's bad that it's good.
Karg: Mad is bad, and bad is good, so that means that mad is good for being bad.
Cassie McBain: And don't you forget it.

- She Spies /tv show
 
I felt this scene had a key role in the film known as Thor and how Odin felt he needed to punish and teach Thor a lesson to appreciate the things he has. Funny how when we are without the things that we are so used to having. It becomes apparent to us that we should be more grateful and willing to do those that do for us.

Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
Odin: Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready.
Loki: Father...
Odin: [to Loki] HEY!
Odin: Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!
 
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