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Ran into an ex @ Mc Donalds

Nebulous

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Today I went to Mc Donalds.. Guess who I see when I pull up to the window???

One of my ex girlfriends handing me my food.



She had the deer in the headlights look on her face. It was funny.
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  • Me: Its been a while, good to see you again. I didn't know you worked here. I work right down the street so I suppose I will be seeing you whenever I come in here.
  • Her: yeah
  • Me: Ok see you later.
  • Her: Bye

She was probably stunned and didnt know what to say. We ended on bad terms.. Huge fight. Havent seen her in like 2 years.
 
At least she wasn't mean and spat in your food.
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The cooks make the food. The people at the window just hand the bags out.
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I sure she could have had the chance to spit on top of the fries.... (nobody got that idea from me).
 
She was already ready handing me the bag before she realised it was me.
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Anywho, I should message her on myspace when I get home..
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Nebulous said:
Anywho, I should message her on myspace when I get home..
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
 
I haven't logged into myspace in a few days.. Just logged in now and... What are the odds?
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She just sent me a message on myspace yesterday out of the blue.. Then today I randomly discover where she works and see her.



Anyways her myspace message said she wants a booty call.
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Nebulous said:
We ended on bad terms.. Huge fight. Havent seen her in like 2 years.



Excuse me but why on earth would you even want to get involved with her again? You're just asking for trouble.You sure you didn't say super size me while she handed you that bag?
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Haha ^^



I find McDonalds to be the last place to meet an ex
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You have an interesting life don't ya?
 
Jazzy said:
Excuse me but why on earth would you even want to get involved with her again? You're just asking for trouble.You sure you didn't say super size me while she handed you that bag?
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I thought recycling was a good thing anyways.
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You like the herro pictures dont you?
 
She wanted some rumpy pumpy
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Nebulous said:
Lmao.. Ive never heard that term before.
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Lol. It's an english slang thing. I had heard the expression 'booty call' before...I just didn't know what it meant.
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I don't talk to my ex, but I've ran into her a few times. After she threatened to slit my throat, I stopped calling her.
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