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Why did the shopping trolley go to school?
Because it wanted to learn how to cart-wheel


What did the shopping trolley say to the customer?
Let's roll

Why did the shopping trolley refuse to move?
Because it was feeling a bit 'tire'd


Why did the shopping trolley bring a ladder to the store?
Because it heard the prices were through the roof


Why did the shopping trolley go to therapy?
Because it had too many issues with commitment it couldn't stay in one aisle
 
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