An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood
and wanted to talk.
She said: You used to hold my hand when we were courting.
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second
and tried to get back to sleep..
A few moments later she said:
Then you used to kiss me.
Mildly irritated, he reached across,
gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said:
Then you used to bite my Neck..
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed
. Where are you going? she asked..
To get my teeth!
