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Shoplifting Bird

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And old story, but I enjoy it.
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A seagull in Marinette , WI has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store.



The seagull waits until the Manager isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.



Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.



The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Marinette , WI , and helped himself to a bag of Doritos. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.



The Manager thinks it's great because people are coming to watch the feathered thief make the daily grab and run, and that's good for business, and especially since customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of Doritos because they think it's so funny.

However, the Manager did say, 'This is Wisconsin , and if that seagull starts to grab a 6-pack to go along with the Doritos, I may have to put a stop to it.'
 
Hilarious! That bird was trained right... I bet Nebulous told the poor ole seagull to steal those bags of chips for him. Mastermind Nebulous, real smart. I assume the owner is unable to prosecute the bird, and no way could you prove Nebulous told a bird to do that... Genius bag stealing operation.



I have a dog, maybe I could teach him how to steal chips? Or, I'll have Nebulous train him later on to do my dirty deeds.
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That is really funny. Would love to know whether the bird still does it or not. Hope it does.
 
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