Sir Evil Eye

[Flurry]

Good Sir that commits most heinous of heinous crimes. I challenge thee to a duel. Thy have insulted mine honor. And if ye do not accept mine challenge. Ye shall occur the wrath of the Ancient House of Scibility. What say ye?

 

[Evil Eye]

I say I owe allegiance to no man and therefore serve no king.

Drop the sir, foolish mockery of chivalry, for I am no knight and do not lord over anything!

It is below me to accept thy challenge but I will accept on grounds of correction.

 

[Flurry]

Ye are appalling ye insolent cur! Tis will be of utmost Honor to defend the Royal Crownery. I challenge thee cur to a duel of well to do skill. A duel of... Yodeling.

 

[Evil Eye]

Offendi, as challenged I get to pick the weapon!

Hast thou forgotten thy code already?

 

[Flurry]

Curses! Ye are of course correct!

 

[Evil Eye]

Excellent!

Let the game be Age of Empires II: The Conquerors!

 

[Flurry]

Sorry but such an item tisn't be in mine collection.

 

[Evil Eye]

Then thou willst have to travel here so that we might LAN it here.

 

[Flurry]

Then thou willst have to travel here so that we might LAN it here.

Why must one of mine Nobility travel to thee? When thee have thine power to be anywhere of thee's choosing?

 

[Evil Eye]

Because thou art the challenger I could pick the weapon, but I can also pick the place.

 

[Flurry]

Why I never have heard such blasphemy!

 

[Evil Eye]

Blasphemy? To what god?

 

[Flurry]

To the Thunder God Thor!

 

[Evil Eye]

What did I do to offend Thor?

 

[Flurry]

Thee have offended mine self. For I am a follower of the Mighty Thor. And thus, he wishes to bring Justice to thine self.

 

[Evil Eye]

Then I must call upon the ancient power of Off Topix who brought forth Thor and all the divines to protect me.

 

[Flurry]

Nay Good Sir. Thine Off Topix creature shan't help thee. *Sends a rocket your way* HA HA!

 

[Evil Eye]

Thou forgets that Off Topix is in all things. Thy rocket shan't harm me.

 

[Flurry]

Tis a God Killer Rocket.

 

[Evil Eye]

Off Topix does not need to fear that which is a part of Him.