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Sittin' in the Closet *slight swearing*

Flurry

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A few days ago I was sitting in the closet at work, mostly cause I was feeling lazy and putting on some latex gloves before starting to clean the toilets in the bathrooms. And I started thinking of Eminem's Cleanin' out my Closet, and came up with this. And as I've probably said before. Keeping stuff like this in a flow of rhyme and such has never been a strong point of mine. Anywho.. enjoy!



I need some gloves! My resolve

is dug in deeply. I’m ready to clean

these nasty toilets! Spoiled smells

run rampant through the bathrooms

and it makes one want to gag! Always

bein’ nagged at by someone to keep em

clean. Yet they don’t know what we really

go through to get em there!



Chorus X2



I’m sorry Boss Lady! I never

meant to make you mad! But tonight,

I’m sittin’ in the closet! Mostly cause

its so damn comfortable! So tonight,

I’m sittin’ in the closet!



I learned awhile back that this closet

is comfortable as Hell! Need a loud as

Hell bell to even wake me up when I

sometimes fall asleep! I do my best

to keep it clean and creep free. Don’t worry

though, I’m not here to diss the Boss Lady!

The melody runnin’ through my veins is

enough to not make me complain.



Chorus X2



I’m sorry Boss Lady! I never

meant to make you mad! But tonight,

I’m sittin’ in the closet! Mostly cause

its so damn comfortable! So tonight,

I’m sittin’ in the closet!



Bitch, don’t ever try to take my spot from

me. I’ll fight you tooth and nail. Make you

wail like a little girl. That spot in the

closet is mine till I die! And this ain’t no

lie! So Boss Lady, don’t get mad.. Just get

glad!



Chorus X2



I’m sorry Boss Lady! I never

mean to make you mad! But tonight,

I’m sittin’ in the closet! Mostly cause

its so damn comfortable! So tonight,

I’m sittin’ in the closet!
 
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Bitch, don’t ever try to take my spot from

me. I’ll fight you tooth and nail. Make you

wail like a little girl. That spot in the

closet is mine till I die! And this ain’t no

lie! So Boss Lady, don’t get mad.. Just get

glad!



LMFAO!! Good one... I was looking a spot where i can post up my writtens
 
Lol thanks. I tend to have my moments when I write stuff. Can't wait to see them.
 
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