A few days ago I was sitting in the closet at work, mostly cause I was feeling lazy and putting on some latex gloves before starting to clean the toilets in the bathrooms. And I started thinking of Eminem's Cleanin' out my Closet, and came up with this. And as I've probably said before. Keeping stuff like this in a flow of rhyme and such has never been a strong point of mine. Anywho.. enjoy!
I need some gloves! My resolve
is dug in deeply. Iâm ready to clean
these nasty toilets! Spoiled smells
run rampant through the bathrooms
and it makes one want to gag! Always
beinâ nagged at by someone to keep em
clean. Yet they donât know what we really
go through to get em there!
Chorus X2
Iâm sorry Boss Lady! I never
meant to make you mad! But tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet! Mostly cause
its so damn comfortable! So tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet!
I learned awhile back that this closet
is comfortable as Hell! Need a loud as
Hell bell to even wake me up when I
sometimes fall asleep! I do my best
to keep it clean and creep free. Donât worry
though, Iâm not here to diss the Boss Lady!
The melody runninâ through my veins is
enough to not make me complain.
Chorus X2
Iâm sorry Boss Lady! I never
meant to make you mad! But tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet! Mostly cause
its so damn comfortable! So tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet!
Bitch, donât ever try to take my spot from
me. Iâll fight you tooth and nail. Make you
wail like a little girl. That spot in the
closet is mine till I die! And this ainât no
lie! So Boss Lady, donât get mad.. Just get
glad!
Chorus X2
Iâm sorry Boss Lady! I never
mean to make you mad! But tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet! Mostly cause
its so damn comfortable! So tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet!
I need some gloves! My resolve
is dug in deeply. Iâm ready to clean
these nasty toilets! Spoiled smells
run rampant through the bathrooms
and it makes one want to gag! Always
beinâ nagged at by someone to keep em
clean. Yet they donât know what we really
go through to get em there!
Chorus X2
Iâm sorry Boss Lady! I never
meant to make you mad! But tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet! Mostly cause
its so damn comfortable! So tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet!
I learned awhile back that this closet
is comfortable as Hell! Need a loud as
Hell bell to even wake me up when I
sometimes fall asleep! I do my best
to keep it clean and creep free. Donât worry
though, Iâm not here to diss the Boss Lady!
The melody runninâ through my veins is
enough to not make me complain.
Chorus X2
Iâm sorry Boss Lady! I never
meant to make you mad! But tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet! Mostly cause
its so damn comfortable! So tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet!
Bitch, donât ever try to take my spot from
me. Iâll fight you tooth and nail. Make you
wail like a little girl. That spot in the
closet is mine till I die! And this ainât no
lie! So Boss Lady, donât get mad.. Just get
glad!
Chorus X2
Iâm sorry Boss Lady! I never
mean to make you mad! But tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet! Mostly cause
its so damn comfortable! So tonight,
Iâm sittinâ in the closet!