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Smooth's Bar

Man...that does sound good!...Seat Jazzy next to me, and keep the drinks a flowing.
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Me too. Actually, I want it in a glass full of ice, and don't forget the lemon and I won't forget the tip.
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I can never find this place
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Okay, I'm here now for some wicked hot coffee drinks.
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who`s leg do you have to hump around here to get a dry martini:lol:



and in case no ones knows, that`s one of Brian's sayings from Family Guy!
 
Good morning! I'm here so some coffee and maybe some pancakes if it's not to much trouble.
 
Smooth said:
Never too much trouble!! The java is especially strong today and the griddle is already hot. Gimme 10 minutes to make your pancakes. Do ya want anything on them other than syrup? I have lots of fresh fruit in the back!



Aw, thank you
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I will just have syrup on my pancakes.
 
It's very quiet in here so I'm going to play this....



 
Smooth said:
2 strikes right off the rip; criticizing my service in my own bar and admitting that you watch Family Guy. You've had enough booze to make you feel 10 feet tall and bulletproof, obviously, so I'm gonna have to cut you off and call you a cab.
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may I have a second chance your majesty?
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Good morning!



Can I please have some extra strong coffee?



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The man from before with the heavy dark blue armor comes back in. Looks towards the bar and goes over. Do you happen to make dishes? I'm feelin' rather hungry. Fighting a pack of Vultures will do that to one.
 
Good morning Smooth! I need a strong cup of coffee please
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Glad you are here now because the coffee was from yesterday
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I'm going to have a cheeseburger with steak fries for lunch
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*rings service bell* Hello!!!! We are starving here Smooth
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Let's go out to eat since it's a nice day. You take the day off and we'll just ride until we find a place
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