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Smooth's Bar

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Come on in to Smooth's Bar where Smooth will kindly make any drink you order. She may even tell you how she made it.



So I will start;

I will have a screwdriver and a long island ice tea
 
Barkeep! That was damn good. Let me have two more..



*slips smooth a fifty dollar bill*
 
I'll have an Alabama Slammer!
 
Smooth said:
Jazzy, some folks are doing their slammers with different types of whiskey as the kicker. Do you want to pick a whiskey or have a traditional Slammer?



Southern Comfort please!
 
Smooth said:
Traditional it is! <Smooth pours 2 for making Jazzy wait>



Oh, you made them just right! Put these on Jugheads tab please
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Smooth said:
<pouring a Coke> Want anything else in this, Jughead? Like, some John Daniels! (I know Jack so well that I call him John.)

Nope. That's fine for now. *Watching sports TV* Jazzy's with me.
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Nebulous said:
OJ for me.. Do you serve breakfast?
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He must already be drunk.
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Smooth said:
Of course I do! What will it be?

<Frosty OJ glass slides the length of the bar into Nebulous's waiting hand>



belgian waffles and a chorizo omelet
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Wow! What the heck happened in here and who made this mess?
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Is it safe to have a drink in here?
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I'll have a Bloody Mary please! Hey, you want to shoot some pool with me?



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