http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/guy-offering-200-dollars-to-have-sex-with-his-hot-swinger-wife-and-take-her-to-foo-fighters-at-the-cubby-bear-on-friday-night/?utm_source=huffingtonpost.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange
I’m just assuming “she’ll show you a good time” is sex. At least in the real world it is.
I should actually say, guy is selling his wife to get her to leave him alone for a night. This right here is the very definition of a win-win all around. You, person already in possession of Foo Fighter tickets, gets a date to the show that you know will want to party after (fuck), and 200 dollars. Swinger Wife gets to see an awesome concert she is dying to see, and also gets to fuck. Guy with swinger wife gets a night to relax and watch football, shit with the door open, and drink beer in his underwear. And I know obviously the big elephant in the room is the whole “you’re letting someone take your wife out and fuck her” but they’re already swingers. He’s already seen way worse than this Foo Fighters guy can do. So like I said, this is a win-win-win. Any stoolie who has a pair of tickets would be a fool to pass this up. Just a few adults partaking in a simple cash and sex for tickets trade. Nothing more, nothing less.
PS
The fact that Foo Fighters is playing at the Cubby Bear to begin with is so awesome. Can’t wait for the new HBO show to debut Friday night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QisGE_h8lrU
Thoughts?
