Texting abbreviations for seniors

[Jazzy]

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was



BTW: Bring The Wheelchair



ROFL. CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing. And Can’t Get Up



DWI: Driving While Incontinent



LOL: Living On Lipitor



OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!



OMG: Ouch, My Groin!



IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?



WTF: What’s Today’s Fish?



WTF: Wet The Furniture



IMHMO: In My HMO.



RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?



BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth



GTG: Gotta Groan



TGIF: Thank Goodness It’s Four (Four O’Clock – Early Bird Special)



FWB: Friend With Betablockers



FYI: For Your Indigestion.



JK: Just Kvetching



TTYL: Talk To You Louder



MILF: Meal I’d Like To Forget



LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out



LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On



MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor



SUS: Speak Up, Sonny



WIWYA: When I Was Your Age



GOML: Get Off My Lawn



Source link: http://robinbarrbuzz.com/for-your-enjoyment/texting-abbreviations-for-seniors/#more-1608

 

[The Dragon Master]

Love LMDO and GOML

 

[Evil Eye]

So this smiley is living on lipitor?

 

[Bamboo]

I like the MILF and GOML one

 

[Rapunzel]

Brilliant!