HEY! How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer! HAHAHA! Get it?! Buck-an-ear?! HAHAHA!
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The Annoying Madi Joke Thread
- Thread starter CommanderMadi
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You should be laughing now. come on, its fun.
HEY! Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing! HAHAHAHA!!! Get it? Salad Dressing? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HEY! Do you know what Zeus used to tell Thor when he wakes up? GOD Morning! Hahahahahaha! Get it? GOD Morning? Hahahahahaha!
HEY! What is green and smelly? Hulk Farts! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
HEY! Did you know I used to be addicted to soap? I'm clean now. HAHAHAHA! Get it?! CLEAN?! HAHAHA!
HEY! How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
By scareplane. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it?! Scareplane! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
By scareplane. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it?! Scareplane! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HEY! What do you call dead cows that come back to life? Zombeef! HAHAHA! Get it?! Zom-BEEF? HAHAHA!
HEY! Why did Edward need mouthwash before meeting Bella? Because he had bat breath! HAHAHA! Get it?! BAT breath! HAHAHA!
HEY! Did you hear about the cannibal that got expelled from school? He was caught buttering up his teacher. HAHAHAHAHA!
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