Dear _____(fill in)__ :
Well, it was good while it lasted, but now (check appropiate answer):
___ the county health services wants your phone number.
___ time wounds all heals.
___ you can have an intimate relationship with your answering machine.
___ is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party.
I finally got the
___ message.
___ picture.
___ joke.
___ right cologne.
___ blood test results.
I don't
___ like
___ want
___ need
you.
Too bad, because when you want to, you can be
___ beautiful.
___ handsome.
___ intelligent.
___ very psychic/psychotic.
___ a sex maniac.
___ God's answer for having too much fun.
___ Arnold Schwartzenneger's prototype for Terminator 3.
I would greatly appreciate you taking responsibility for
___ your own stuff,
___ feeding the starving sharks,
___ paying for your own lobotomy,
and being
___ confused.
___ a nutjob.
___ a preoperative transsexual.
I didn't
___ have an impure thought,
___ tell anyone about your operation,
___ write to the National Enquirer,
___ bribe that short guard in cell block D,
but I wish I had.
Thank you for helping me to see the light about you. I now no longer feel like
___ seeing you.
___ knowing that you ever existed.
___ flushing the toilet for you.
Sincerely glad to not be yours,
(signature)
Well, it was good while it lasted, but now (check appropiate answer):
___ the county health services wants your phone number.
___ time wounds all heals.
___ you can have an intimate relationship with your answering machine.
___ is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party.
I finally got the
___ message.
___ picture.
___ joke.
___ right cologne.
___ blood test results.
I don't
___ like
___ want
___ need
you.
Too bad, because when you want to, you can be
___ beautiful.
___ handsome.
___ intelligent.
___ very psychic/psychotic.
___ a sex maniac.
___ God's answer for having too much fun.
___ Arnold Schwartzenneger's prototype for Terminator 3.
I would greatly appreciate you taking responsibility for
___ your own stuff,
___ feeding the starving sharks,
___ paying for your own lobotomy,
and being
___ confused.
___ a nutjob.
___ a preoperative transsexual.
I didn't
___ have an impure thought,
___ tell anyone about your operation,
___ write to the National Enquirer,
___ bribe that short guard in cell block D,
but I wish I had.
Thank you for helping me to see the light about you. I now no longer feel like
___ seeing you.
___ knowing that you ever existed.
___ flushing the toilet for you.
Sincerely glad to not be yours,
(signature)
