The First Time

[Rapunzel]

A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests.



The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, Man oh Man I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin.



The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?



Well, the guy explains, I always wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity.



Astounded, the girl replies, So you really love me?



Oh God no!, the guy says. I just got sick of waiting.

 

[Jazzy]

 

[Evil Eye]

Aww.

 

[Myzk]

This is so evil. I wouldn't do that to a girl, otherwise the next thing I would have remembered was a pat flying to my face.

 

[Evil Eye]

This is so evil. I wouldn't do that to a girl, otherwise the next thing I would have remembered was a pat flying to my face.

So you would do it but you wouldn't tell

 

[Myzk]

Yess

Thats how things work around my head

Just I wouldn't never tell her I love you

I would have sex and dress back up and walk out

 

[Rapunzel]

Yess

Thats how things work around my head

Just I wouldn't never tell her I love you

I would have sex and dress back up and walk out

Okaaay...well that wont get you laid a second time!