The Hemorrhoid Cometh

[Flurry]

Is it Hemroid or Hemoroid? Eh, either way. So yesterday, I wound up going to the emergency room after I went to use the bathroom at work and all I'll say is that there was blood. 3 hours later, I find out I got a hemroid in that area. Ever had one of these? And all I know is, I learned a lesson in all this. Next time I start to feel a slight throbbing in that area, I'll go to the doctor then instead of later.

 

[Evil Eye]

That sounds kinda freaky... Did you panic?

Is it Hemroid or Hemoroid?

Neither.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

 

[Flurry]

Well I was pretty freakin' close to freaking out. And about almost started crying too. And thanks!

 

[Evil Eye]

So is everything all right(ish) now?

 

[Jazzy]

Must have been very scary for you. I know I would be freaking out too!



Is the hemorrhoid internal or external? What treatment did the doctor suggest?

 

[Flurry]

So is everything all right(ish) now?

More or less.

Must have been very scary for you. I know I would be freaking out too!



Is the hemorrhoid internal or external? What treatment did the doctor suggest?

Its somewhat internal, but not too far in. From what I understand. And he told me to use Preparation H and take some Stool Softener.

 

[Jazzy]

Its somewhat internal, but not too far in. From what I understand. And he told me to use Preparation H and take some Stool Softener.

Let's hope that takes care of the problem.

 

[Tommy_Tooter]

I always wondered about stool softeners. My stools are always pretty soft. Never had a hard stool.

 

[Locke]

The only hard stool I've ever had was the one cracked over my head in a bar fight.



That was a crappy joke, wasn't it?

 

[Locke]

Yes it was. Just like the bad pun.

Don't you think groaners are fitting for this thread?

 

[The Dragon Master]

Is it getting any better, Sci?

 

[Locke]

I don't think REPLIES are fitting to this thread. I don't want to read about someone's ass fungus let alone people making cracks about it. (That pun was not intentional.)

Just because a thread exists doesn't mean you need to read it.



Feel free to leave skid marks on your way out.

 

[Locke]

Gee, thanks for that very illuminating observation. I had no idea. You have an incredible grasp of the obvious.

It's my area of expertise!

 

[Locke]

What a shame. Perhaps one day you'll have a skill in something worthwhile.

You sure spend a lot of time in a thread you claim to hate.



That's irony for ya.

 

[Locke]

It's fun for me to read people who are...challenged.

Also seems to be fun for you to troll people who haven't done anything to you.

 

[Locke]

Making statements is trolling? Well, I guess you would know. I've seen your kind all over the web. Pseudo-intellects who believe they are witty. You're just one in a very large group.

Dude, if you think corny jokes are an attempt at witticism, that speaks to your intellect, not mine.

 

[Flurry]

Is it getting any better, Sci?

Yes, it did actually. About a day or two after it managed to clear up thankfully. And can we lock this please before things get any more out of hand?

 

[The Dragon Master]

Stop flaming each other, please. If you think that other people are trolling, don't reply to them and alert staff.



As per request, this thread has been locked.