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The Lawyers' Heart...

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A patient that was waiting for a heart transplant has the chance to choose three alternatives:

1. One heart is from a young athlete that died from a car accident.
2. Second is the heart of a business man that never smoked or drunk that died from an airplane accident.
3. The last one is a lawyers heart that died after 30 years of experience.

The patient says 'I'll take the lawyers heart."

After the transplant, the doctor asks the patient: "Why did you choose the lawyers heart?"

"Simple! I chose the heart that was less used..."
 
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