A farmer had a mother in law he really hated. She was nagging, she was strict, she complained about everything,, a real stick in the mud.
One day, while walking through the barn, the Mule reared up and kicked her killing her instantly.
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At the funeral, the pastor watched as women would walk up to the farmer and he would nod his head and say something. When men walked up, he shook his head and mumbled a reply.
The pastor had to know. He asked the farmer, so what's with the mixed replies?
Farmer said, well, everytime a woman walks up to me, she says, what a bad accident and I nod my head and say yes, yes it was. When a man walks up to me he asks, do you mind if I borrow the mule?. I shake my head and say sorry, it's booked up for the next year.. you're going to have to wait.
One day, while walking through the barn, the Mule reared up and kicked her killing her instantly.
r
At the funeral, the pastor watched as women would walk up to the farmer and he would nod his head and say something. When men walked up, he shook his head and mumbled a reply.
The pastor had to know. He asked the farmer, so what's with the mixed replies?
Farmer said, well, everytime a woman walks up to me, she says, what a bad accident and I nod my head and say yes, yes it was. When a man walks up to me he asks, do you mind if I borrow the mule?. I shake my head and say sorry, it's booked up for the next year.. you're going to have to wait.
