A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, ââ¬ÅHuman beings are the only animals that stutter.ââ¬Â
A little girl raises her hand. saying, ââ¬ÅI had a kitty-cat who stuttered.ââ¬Â
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
ââ¬ÅWell,ââ¬Â she began, ââ¬ÅI was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!ââ¬Â
The teacher exclaimed, ââ¬ÅThat mustââ¬â¢ve been scary,ââ¬Â
The little girl said, ââ¬ÅIt sure was. My kitty raised her back, went ââ¬Ë Sssss, Sssss, Sssss ââ¬Ë and before she could say ââ¬Ë Shit, ââ¬Ë the Rottweiler ate her!ââ¬Â
The teacher had to leave the room.
A little girl raises her hand. saying, ââ¬ÅI had a kitty-cat who stuttered.ââ¬Â
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
ââ¬ÅWell,ââ¬Â she began, ââ¬ÅI was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!ââ¬Â
The teacher exclaimed, ââ¬ÅThat mustââ¬â¢ve been scary,ââ¬Â
The little girl said, ââ¬ÅIt sure was. My kitty raised her back, went ââ¬Ë Sssss, Sssss, Sssss ââ¬Ë and before she could say ââ¬Ë Shit, ââ¬Ë the Rottweiler ate her!ââ¬Â
The teacher had to leave the room.
