Two Cows

[Dennis]

Two Cows is a sentence describing the virtues of a political party or choice of lifestyle in one sentence.

The template must be, you have two cows. If you find any on the internet or think of some, post them here.





Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors choose how many of them you get to keep.

Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells the milk to you.

 

[Evil Eye]

I had a whole list of these...



Ehm... how did it go

Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

 

[Dennis]

Realism: Your cows are goats.

 

[Evil Eye]

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

 

[Dennis]

Pessimism: You have two cows. Who cares, your going to die anyway. It's not like anyone cares if you have two cows. They're just cows..

 

[doenut]

Not really what you are after, but couldn't resist:



Bart Simpsonism: no need to keep having two cows, maaaaaaan

 

[Evil Eye]

Japanese corporation: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.