USDA Recommends Environmentally Friendly Food Pyramid

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John Mackey, co-founder and co-CEO of Whole Foods has commented on this trend. He said, “We at Whole Foods have always been cognizant of both good nutrition and a clean environment. In anticipation of these future recommendations, we will not only be providing our healthy organic food line, but we will be adding a healthy and environmentally friendly line of gathered food as well. This line will not include any foods that are intentionally cultivated. It will only include foods that are naturally gathered. They will be hand gathered by our cadre of trained squirrels, primates and primitives imported from Brazil or other jungles. Top notch, natural gatherers. To keep the environmental impact low, gathered food will not be tainted by travel using any modern vehicles. Across land, they will be carried by backpacks woven from hemp, and across sea, the food will be lovingly and capably transported by African swallows. When appropriate, they will grip the food by the husk. The price for this food, of course, will naturally skyrocket. We will need to pay more for our arugula, but can we really put a price on our health and the environment?”

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