Weirdest Memorized?

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

What's the weirdest thing you have memorized?

I have the preamble to the Constitution memorized. I blame my 5th grade teacher who turned it into a song and has us sing it all the time XD

We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

 

[Dee]

Weird Al's 11 minute long song Albuquerque.