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"What are your intentions with our daughter?"

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When a parent asks "What are your intentions with our daughter?" to their daughter's boyfriend (or potential boyfriend), what is the correct answer?

What should you never say?
 
When a parent asks "What are your intentions with our daughter?" to their daughter's boyfriend (or potential boyfriend), what is the correct answer?
To treat her well enough to get a second date.
What should you never say?
I'd just like to let you know I'm obligated by law to tell you that I am a registered sex offender.
 
When a parent asks "What are your intentions with our daughter?" to their daughter's boyfriend (or potential boyfriend), what is the correct answer?

I would like the opportunity to get to know her.

What should you never say?

I'm using her for sex.
 
When a parent asks "What are your intentions with our daughter?" to their daughter's boyfriend (or potential boyfriend), what is the correct answer?

There's no correct answer. Any answer a (potential) boyfriend gives will be intentionally misinterpreted, taken out of context and thrown back at his face. :P

What should you never say?

"I'd like to show your daughter my snog box. It's bigger on the inside."

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Whats a "snog box" ? Never heard that term before. :P
 

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