What in god’s name is sticking out of this woman’s backpack?

[Jazzy]

It’s certainly not a bird, plane or Superman.

It might be a racket of some sort, or a champagne bottle?

Maybe it’s a …, no it couldn’t be.

But some people on social media think it is.

The poor lady who has come under suspicion was pictured standing on a London train platform.

Whatever the truth, she should remember to zip up her bag next time.

You never know who is watching.

Source

What do you think it is?

 

[Smiley]

A dildo.

There. I said it first.

 

[Jazzy]

It looks like it might the handle to something:

Spoiler

An umbrella