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What made you laugh today?

My friend who started singing out of nowhere. lol Let's just say that he isn't that great and it was random.
 
when i was standing at a bus stop today and i farted.. a women was behind me and stepped aside .. i couldnt keep a straight face it was so hard.
 
Lloyd said:
when i was standing at a bus stop today and i farted.. a women was behind me and stepped aside .. i couldnt keep a straight face it was so hard.



You are gross Lloyd!
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Lloyd said:
when i was standing at a bus stop today and i farted.. a women was behind me and stepped aside .. i couldnt keep a straight face it was so hard.

This made me laugh
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My friends as usual made me laugh today. They can always make my laugh and being with them tends to be the highlight of my day.
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On a hike my brother slid down a hill and slammed into a tree,he was O.K so it was really funny, then he had to walk all the way back up the hill
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Today I scored a headshot with a bottle on a freinds head. And we made weird paper airplanes that only flew to the left.
 
Haha today in Spanish made me laugh until I cried and my sides hurt from laughing so much...my friend Haley and my Spanish teacher took one of the boys' backpacks (only 2 guys in the class) and hid it in one of the back cabinets while he went to the bathroom. Haley and the other boy took the backpacks of two of the girls in the class and put them in some of the other cabinets and one of the backpacks was thrown on top. They were busy hiding them when the girls were coming back from the bathroom and we heard them coming down the hall, so my teacher ran to the door and closed it on them and held it shut while they finished hiding it. I told the girls where their stuff was, but we didn't tell the boy and my teacher said that he should go down to the office to see if anyone reported it. He left the room and my teacher went and stood out the door to make sure he went while we put his backpack back. The other boy and one of the girls ran to the door and shut it on my teacher and when the girl was running back to her seat, the girl that went to get the backpack out of the cabinets threw it to the boy's seat and it knocked the feet out from underneath the girl running to her seat and she fell and we were all laughing so hard. XD
 
In my towns Co-Op (A Shop) they put chips in the vegatables section... well it made me chuckle
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I laughed at myself a while ago because I couldn't figure out how to dismantle an awning.

I finally got it though.
 
I made a few churros for this dude at work and tried to hand them to the wrong person, because the dude's back was turned he's like wtf... haha it was funny XD



But then they ordered $23.10 worth of stuff and gave me a 7$ tip.
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