What would you say to 14 year old you?

[Rapunzel]

You’re given the chance to send a 6 worded message…

…back to your 14 year old self. What do you say?



Buy Apple stock before iPod debut.

Don’t trust President Nick Nolte! He’s…

Put a condom on, you idiot!

put down the bong, live life.

Buy dot.com stocks, sell in 2000

Never gonna give you up. Hahahahahahahaha!

Don’t smoke. The redhead is crazy.

All girls named Heather are bad.

don’t stick your d**k in crazy

Talk to girl on the bus!

Girls enjoy kissing too. Run daily.

Sometime next year, invest in facebook

Eat healthy. Flirt often. Play music.

record video of cat playing keyboard

Stop being a twat, grow up.

Avoid religion. Replace with practical knowledge.

Gets better. don’t start smoking, either.

Don’t sweat it. They’re fat now.

Do not get into his car.

When recruiter calls, join the navy.

Don’t turn down becoming nuclear engineer.

Don’t invest savings in betamax video

Fall in love with Michelle sooner

Always read the directions before use.

See Led Zeppelin, buy Microsoft stock



What would you say to 14 year old you?







I think mine would be: Don't listen to your mother, EVER!

 

[Dennis]

Don't get arrested.

Don't go to Brooklyn Tech.

Cya in a year,

 

[Cranos]

Stay away from [insert girl's name here]

 

[beowulf]

emmigrate as soon as possible

 

[Jazzy]

Never give up your future dreams.

 

[The Dragon Master]

Record video of cat playing keyboard

 

[identityissues8]

Stop being a total moron, dude!

 

[Evil Eye]

Skyrim is the Elder Scrolls five

The message doesn't matter, the realisation that something like this can be accomplished is way more important.

 

[MrMetroid]

Move to a different country idiot!

 

[Steel Hurtin]

Suck it up.

Stay away from X

Don't go out on St. Patty's.

State. Champion. Dare. To. Dream.

 

[GivingUpPop]

Online date,PEs matter,declare major



Think one of my biggest mistakes was not declaring a major and going in undeclaired. Should have double majored and dropped one cuz I couldnt get into the popular degree programs cuz I didn't declare right away.



PEs matter might not make since to me at 14 but by the time I would have money for stocks I think I could figure that out.



And online dating totally improved my dating life. Went to not dating to actually dating.

 

[CLM]

Ask her out already, you coward!