When you are at a party...

[Randy]

When you are at a party, where are you and what are you doing?

 

[Nebulous]

Where the drinks are at!

 

[Smiley]

At a party? Me?

 

[Elvira]

Off in my own world reading.

 

[MamaFrankie]

Completely absent. I don't 'do' parties.

 

[Nebulous]

At a party? Me?

Off in my own world reading.

Completely absent. I don't 'do' parties.

Nobody wants to party? More booze for me.

 

[Smiley]

You are outnumbered here, Mr. Party Animal. Now, yield! Yield!

 

[Nebulous]

Actually I had a party not too long ago and there was no booze, just pizza and family/friends

 

[Smiley]

In my pathetic country, "party" implies boozing yourself into oblivion. Drinking copious amounts of alcohol is a must. Everything else is optional.

 

[Nebulous]

In my pathetic country, "party" implies boozing yourself into oblivion. Drinking copious amounts of alcohol is a must. Everything else is optional.

What about a children's birthday party?

 

[Smiley]

I haven't attended one as far as my memory goes, but I assume adults are "responsible" enough to drink all the alcohol as a precaution. Don't want children getting drunk now, do we?

Underage human offsprings have been known to purposely get drunk, though. I remember reading newspaper articles about elementary school children getting drunk.

 

[Nebulous]

I haven't attended one as far as my memory goes, but I assume adults are "responsible" enough to drink all the alcohol as a precaution. Don't want children getting drunk now, do we?

Underage human offsprings have been known to purposely get drunk, though. I remember reading newspaper articles about elementary school children getting drunk.

Its happened but its not the norm. I've been to tons of them especially when my kid was younger she would always be getting invited to her classmate's birthday parties. Some parents did have booze for the grown ups but it wasn't very common.

 

[Smiley]

I meant in general, not at the birthday parties. Sorry, should've specified that.

Basically, they've been found passed out drunk at random locations.

 

[Nebulous]

Basically, they've been found passed out drunk at random locations.

You'd have to drink a lot for that to happen. Some people need to know their limits.

 

[Smiley]

I'd reckon it doesn't take as much to knock out a child as it takes to flat down an adult.

 

[Nebulous]

I'd reckon it doesn't take as much to knock out a child as it takes to flat down an adult.

The smaller you are the quicker the alcohol hits.

 

[Smiley]

Twice the size, double the alcohol flow. - Count Drunkuu

 

[Elvira]

My slumber/birthday parties were great. Just 2 guests, pizza soda and cake.

 

[Nebulous]

My slumber/birthday parties were great. Just 2 guests, pizza soda and cake.

Me and @Webster are on our way to recreate that!

 

[Elvira]

Me and @Webster are on our way to recreate that!