Which club would you join?

[MrMetroid]

I was tiding my room and I found something with one-liners. Here's some for clubs:





Would you join...

The Yoko Club? Oh no

The German philosophy club? I. Kant.

The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon Me?

The Alzheimer's club? Forget it.

The Groucho Marx club? You bet your life.

The Peter Pan club? Never. Never.

The Japanese Theater club? Noh

The Quarterback club? I'll pass

The Rheett Butler Club? Frankly, I don't give a damn

The Compulsive Rhymer's club? Okey-Dokey

The Spanish Optometrics club? Si

The Pregnancy club? Conceivably

The procrastinator's club? Maybe, next week...

The Self Esteem Buliders? They probably won't accept me, anyway.

The Agoraphobics Society? Only if they meet at my house

The Co-Dependence Club? Can I bring a friend

The Prayer Group? God Willing

 

[Jazzy]

Those are very clever and thanks for sharing them!

 

[Evil Eye]

None for me

 

[Sam.]

I loved the Rhett Butler Club one

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Thanks for sharing.

 

[Corleone]

Football one was sort of funny.