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Who keeps saying those things?

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A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively You've got great hair! The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer.



A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say You're a handsome man! The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from.



When he went back to his beer, the voice said again What a stud you are! The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on.



The bartender said Oh, it's the nuts--they're complimentary.
 
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