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Wife Helps Out The Cop

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A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:



Man: What's the problem officer?



Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.



Man: No sir, I was going 65.



Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.



(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)



Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.



Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!



Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.



(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)



Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.



Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.



Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.



Man: Shut your mouth, woman!



Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?



Wife: No, only when he's drunk.
 
Good one!
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