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Worst movie?

You didn't like Shrek to the point of it being the bottom ever? And Daddy Day Care.. You have not seen bad movies
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I considered finishing with the guy who took me to see that film!
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Well, I did finish with him in the end but not cause of that
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The Jane Austen Book Club - It was 2 hours of boring. Nothing actually happened in it.



The Break-Up & The Family Stone - I don't know about other people, but watching 2 hours of people fighting doesn't entertain me. It stresses me out a whole lot as if they were people that I knew fighting with one another.



Dunston Checks In - A movie about a monkey in a hotel. Need I say more?
 
The Legend of Hercules. Worst fucking movie that ever existed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z23-Nxqy_rQ
 
I reviewed it on here a couple of years ago:

"megafault" on Syfy.

Rate it? OK.

On the scale with 10 being a multiple academy award winner and an instant classic on the order of The Godfather and a 1 being a disgrace to the motion picture industry.

Give me a second to think about it.

    Produced by the Asylum, 2009
   "Directed by David Michael Latt. With Brittany Murphy, Eriq La Salle, Bruce Davison, Justin Hartley."

On our scale of 1 to 10.....
.... I would seriously give it a negative 23.

It may not be the worst movie I've ever seen, but it will do until I can remember one that was.

Most of the acting would have been better done by stray cats. OK, the late Miss Murphy was no Katherine Hepburn, but still.... well, at least she was cute, even if she did most of her dialogue while under sedation. The others, well, I hope they got paid in cash.

The special effects were laughable. The CGI was pathetic, as were the models they used. And, oh, yes, in one establishment shot they used a stock image of the Rocky Mountains for West Virginia. Opps.

Oh, no, it gets worse. The people in Wyoming will just stand around while their shoes melt because of some 'volcanic' thing until they burst into flames on the street. Really.

OK, this was a low budget disaster. I mean, a low budget disaster movie, but still. The premise was beyond ridiculous with the writers having evidently done their geologic research on rail drinks at a nightclub.

They also cannot read a map and moved Oklahoma to "just outside St. Louis", had one character claim a grain hopper truck was hauling 1,200 gallons of petroleum, among other glaring errors.

All in all, yes, it killed an hour waiting on a ball game to come back on after a rain delay. But maybe I would have been better off saving the electricity and being 'green' instead.

But think of all the laughs I would have missed.

As for the ending.... no idea, and don't care, the game started again before it got that far.
 
Worst movie? Well, there's a lot of those. You can find them at Redbox mainly.
 
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