Yo Mama jokes [UGLY]

[LiquidServe]

Take a look at these Yo Mamma jokes, These are my fav's

I bet you wont stop laughing!

lol



1. Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.



2. Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back.



3. Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said I CAN'T FIX THAT!



4. Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals. (BEST)



5. Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

[michellekelly]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said What a treasure! and her father said Yes, let's go bury it.