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You die suddenly. What is the most embarrassing thing your family/friend finds when cleaning out your bedroom?

Sex Toys :blush:
 
I'm an immortal.
 
I've got nothing to hide, everything gets divided up between my wife and my kids.
 
It would be stuff on my computer, mainly. Thankfully, in the case of my untimely death, my computer's drives are instantly erased.
 
Hmm, I don't think there's anything too unusual. I regularly clean out my stuff every few months and don't keep things I don't use, so everything is pretty organized. However, if I had to pick one thing, it might be an old USB flash drive. I don't find it embarrassing, but I'm not sure about anyone else. :p
 
, it might be an old USB flash drive. I don't find it embarrassing, but I'm not sure about anyone else.
Cracking Up Lol GIF by HULU
 
My erotic writing, I guess. No one in my personal life knows I am a purveyor of smut. Some of it is pretty danged good, though, so not really something to be embarrassed about.
 
Women's panties that smell nice. I have to add some context here. 😂 My ex and I had a long distance relationship, and she'd often send me lovey dovey cards with drawings and such. Well, one time she surprised me by sending me her panties zip-locked in a bag with her perfume. Fortunately, there is no chance in hell of anyone finding them because I have a safe they are kept in.

You die suddenly. What is the most embarrassing thing your family/friend finds when cleaning out your bedroom?

Sex Toys :oops:

RIP your DMs. 😂
 
Besides, ain't no one got dirt on me! It's all encrypted on my backup drive. hehehe
 

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