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You die suddenly

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You die suddenly. What is the most embarrassing thing your family/friend finds when cleaning out your bedroom?

Sex Toys :blush:
 
I'm an immortal.
 
It would be stuff on my computer, mainly. Thankfully, in the case of my untimely death, my computer's drives are instantly erased.
 
Hmm, I don't think there's anything too unusual. I regularly clean out my stuff every few months and don't keep things I don't use, so everything is pretty organized. However, if I had to pick one thing, it might be an old USB flash drive. I don't find it embarrassing, but I'm not sure about anyone else. :p
 
, it might be an old USB flash drive. I don't find it embarrassing, but I'm not sure about anyone else.
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My erotic writing, I guess. No one in my personal life knows I am a purveyor of smut. Some of it is pretty danged good, though, so not really something to be embarrassed about.
 
Women's panties that smell nice. I have to add some context here. 😂 My ex and I had a long distance relationship, and she'd often send me lovey dovey cards with drawings and such. Well, one time she surprised me by sending me her panties zip-locked in a bag with her perfume. Fortunately, there is no chance in hell of anyone finding them because I have a safe they are kept in.

You die suddenly. What is the most embarrassing thing your family/friend finds when cleaning out your bedroom?

Sex Toys :oops:

RIP your DMs. 😂
 
Besides, ain't no one got dirt on me! It's all encrypted on my backup drive. hehehe
 
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