I found 5 10-year-olds in my class who didn't know their 3 times table and one 11 year old who can't count past 15!!!!
I also told a child off for spitting and he replied I didn't spit miss, some water fell out of my mouth.
And a girl in my class asked me, What do you call a sore bit on your mouth miss?
I replied, I think you're getting a cold sore
She nodded and said, Yes miss, I think I've got a coleslaw on my mouth.
(Well I thought it was funny!)

I also told a child off for spitting and he replied I didn't spit miss, some water fell out of my mouth.

And a girl in my class asked me, What do you call a sore bit on your mouth miss?
I replied, I think you're getting a cold sore
She nodded and said, Yes miss, I think I've got a coleslaw on my mouth.



(Well I thought it was funny!)
