You've been took to an alien space base...

[Bamboo]

You've been took to an alien space base, what are some of the things you SHOULD NOT do?

Serious answers, Funny answers, Damn straight insane answers - Give them all!

 

[Evil Eye]

Try to open random doors. You might walk out of an air lock.

 

[Bamboo]

You shouldn't try eating the alien baby.

 

[Duskpire]

I'd probably just commit suicide. No way they're gonna let me leave alive. Might as well give'm hell.

 

[Elvira]

Give them a big hug.

 

[Bamboo]

I'd probably just commit suicide. No way they're gonna let me leave alive. Might as well give'm hell.

The question is what you shouldn't do. Are you saying you shouldn't commit suicide?

 

[#assassin]

Sign any consent forms.

 

[Elvira]

Hop on any operating tables.

 

[Bamboo]

Saying "This isn't real!" and trying to pull off their heads.

 

[Smiley]

Insult your hosts. After all, they were kind enough to bring me to their base and have me as a guest there. The least I could do is show them some respect in return, instead of automatically assuming they're hostile and freaking out.

 

[Nebulous's iconNebulous]

Try to run so they shoot you in the head. That way you don't have to be tested on for months and eventually die anyway.

What a dark thought.