Christmas next month.
Christmas music in 3. 2. 1. GO.
Christmas music in 3. 2. 1. GO.
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Why did the scientist get rid of his door bell?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize.
Two months until Christmas
Hate getting a new laptop and it decides to do a very long update 🤦♀️
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MrDawn Rustin Cohle MrDawn wrote on Rustin Cohle's profile.
Bebster....
I was today years old when I found out that
"Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is
"Dammit I'm Mad"
"Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is
"Dammit I'm Mad"
I said I wouldn't do another forum 😂🤦♀️
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner.
You become a vacuum cleaner.
You become a vacuum cleaner.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
They're hill areas.
I hate when I’m trying to spell a word and my phone can’t spell it either.
I've just finished reading a book called "how to clear leaves from your driveway"
By Ray King 🍃 🍂 🍁 🍃 🍂
By Ray King 🍃 🍂 🍁 🍃 🍂
Must be one of those days. I came back from the toilet to dry the wishes and didn't realize that I hadn't washed any yet 🤦♀️
Some people make me mad! 😡
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word.
You have my Word.
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Scrooge Rustin Cohle Scrooge wrote on Rustin Cohle's profile.
Trick or treat
This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop.
I must have a chess infection.
I must have a chess infection.
Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one
Two slices of bread got married...
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.