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Gizmo
GIZMO HAS RISEN FROM THE SHADOWS.
That villainous Scrooge dared to steal my identity, creeping through the digital night like a bargain-bin mastermind. But justice has been served. The truth has been reclaimed.

🕯️ Identity restored.
⚡ Mischief reborn.
🔥 Gizmo reigns once more.

Let it be known: you can steal many things… but never Gizmo. 😈✨
Webster
Webster
Happy Gay Pride GIF

There's my bear Gizmo! :lol:
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Gizmo
Boxing Day is the one day shops proudly advertise:
“Everything must go!”
Including your patience, personal space, and any memory of where you parked the car. 😄🛍️
Gizmo
Just enjoyed a delicious lunch and dessert at our local community Christmas lunch—such a warm, festive atmosphere and great company. 🎄😊
Gizmo
Merry Christmas everyone! 🎄✨

Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, good food, and way too much chocolate. May your homes be warm, your hearts be full, and your Christmas socks mysteriously disappear in the wash.

Here’s to relaxing, recharging, and enjoying every festive moment. ❤️🎅
Webster
Webster
Pro Wrestling The Studio GIF by BLoafX

And giving chair shots to my besties here on the OT!
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Nebulous
Do the people inside mascot costumes also smile when they have their photos taken?
Gizmo
And just like that, all the Christmas present buying is done. Achievement unlocked. 🎁
Gizmo
I love how at Christmas people panic buy at the supermarket like it’s the end of civilisation…
Mate, it’s closed for one day, not the apocalypse.

You don’t need 14 loaves of bread, @Rustin Cohle @MrDawn @PGen98 . 😄🎄🛒
Webster
Welcome aboard @Dinoking; my name's Webster and I'm one of the admins here at Off Topix (though as you can tell, for the month of December I'm going with the handle of Rustin Cohle, one of the main characters for the first season of HBO's True Detective...
Gizmo
🧩 Christmas Riddle

I come without being wrapped,
I can’t be seen, but I can be felt,
I can make hearts lighter and days brighter.

What am I?
Webster
Webster
*deadpans* @MrDawn at Christmas? :lol:
Gizmo
There are only 35 days left until Christmas!

Here's a funny Christmas joke to get you in the holiday spirit: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
Gizmo
I tried to start a thread about procrastination… but I’ll post it tomorrow.
Gizmo
I'm no longer allowed to go Caroling at the Psych Hospital.

I guess "Do you hear what I hear" was a bad song choice.
Gizmo
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
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