Little Johnny was taking the bus into town with his mom.
Mom: Johnny, if the bus driver asks how old you are, you must tell him you’re 6, not 7. That way, we’ll save twenty cents.
Sure enough, the bus arrived, and Johnny got on first.
Driver: How old are you, son?
Johnny: I’m 6, sir.
Driver: Hmm… really? And when will you be 7?
Johnny: That’ll be as soon as I get off this bus.
Mom: Johnny, if the bus driver asks how old you are, you must tell him you’re 6, not 7. That way, we’ll save twenty cents.
Sure enough, the bus arrived, and Johnny got on first.
Driver: How old are you, son?
Johnny: I’m 6, sir.
Driver: Hmm… really? And when will you be 7?
Johnny: That’ll be as soon as I get off this bus.
